an example of a **keys in office** property.
for the last month, heng and i have been on a bit of an adventure (downer) as we've been going head to head with the fierce rental market. it's been interesting (but mostly soul crushing) and we've had some laughs (between fits of tearing our hair out).
here's a run down of some rental language we've learned...
- **keys in office now** is code for 'this place is a complete dump'.
- cosy means small and claustrophobic.
- low maintenance garden means smothered in gray cement.
- close to public transport means so close that the house rattles every time a train goes past.
- position, position, position means there's nothing positive to say about the house.
- a very smiley and helpful land agent should sound alarm bells as it's extremely likely he's clocked you as a couple of suckers and will attempt to offload problematic properties onto you.
allow me to elaborate...